Nick P on ... "Serendipity"

[As they talk about serendipity and enter the cafe:] I didn’t realize it was this heavy-handed.

I didn’t realize she had a British accent. [me: isn’t she British?] Yeah, but she would be less annoying if she weren’t.

I figured john Cusack would be better looking in this movie.

This is totally the climax of some movie, but they’re doing it as the opening.

I forgot this movie but they’re doing all the romantic stuff in the beginning, They’re just going to string all this random stuff together for the movie. They should be doing all the sexing together now. …. Why is his haircut not better?

I mean, I feel like you can already predict the rest of this scene ... and the rest of the movie spirals from this.

Oh my god, it’s like one of my gifts but more elaborate … total fakeout! Got you good, fucker!

Oh shit, it’s a receipt!

He is a hardcore clarinet player, that is the most sexist of occupations.


 

 [On proletariats:]  I mean, he’s got a good point. Really we should be eating the rich. Although we might be the rich. But I feel like we are the rich, so…. [me: why are we eating the people???] It’s a metaphor!