Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Nick P On ... "Frozen"





It didn't take long for Nick to make his opinions known ... just as long as the opening credits.



Fuck you, Steamboat Willie. You’re the reason copyright is such a disaster, you steamboat-driving bastard.



Oh my god, she’s like a cat.


What the fuck just happened?


Aw, not a fuckin' musical!







This is nice, but it’s no Under the Sea.

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Alright, they’re doing a breakdown now so I gotta listen.



Wait, wait – hilarious horse thing. Hilarious horse thing!

...

I told you!

He’s like perfect, and she’s like Zooey Deschanel: “I’m pretty, but I’m WEIRD!” 





If she rhymes that with snow, I swear to God …









Oh, Disney, you make hypothermia cute.  



That rope was a convenient thing to be on the reindeer and not in the sled.


My name is that guy, and I have the physics of a snowman.

You guys are standing in the ocean … you should probably get out of there.  

  Oh good, a ship ... how convenient.

[After Kristoff is named Official Ice Master and Deliverer:] 
Official ice deliverer … fucking government monopoly.